Today we taught the story of Noah and his Ark. We acted it out with a couple of volunteers and a swath of cardboard that served as our Ark. Afterwards we handed out colored chalk and instructed our buddng artists to recreate the story of Noah and his menagerie. It started out well enough...as it always does, but it quickly devolved into the writing of bad words and racey pictures. These kids are nothing if they're not predictable.